• friend: there's a life outside the internet
• me: link me

• teacher: just do your homework
• doctor: just eat healthy
• mum: just clean your room
• opposite sex: just look gorgeous
• friends: just be socially active
• life: just be perfect
• me: it's not that fucking easy dude

• average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
• me: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url

Anonymous asked: is that tall kid in your sidebar pic your stalker or something?

yea actually he is thanks for noticing